Thursday, October 30, 2008

MAN ROBS HIMSELF ON THE STREET - TAKES OFF WITH HIS OWN MONEY

A Man robbed himself on street during an act of self-debasement.

A Florida man called ‘Low’ robbed himself today on the street, outside a drug store. He forced the victim to the ground, taking his money and leaving him with cuts and bruises all over. Police were on the scene quickly but it turned out the criminal had long since fled the scene. Police are looking for a man, very similar in appearance to the actual victim. They issued a statement saying he has Blond Hair, is about 6’2 in height and is wearing a white jacket. It is said to be the first case of its kind in USA – which is a rarity when it comes to random acts of violence.

Source - Totally Bullshit News

NEWCASTLE SOLD TO AN ICELANDIC CONSORTIUM FOR UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT

Newcastle has been sold to Iceland for a bid estimated to be worth 1-2 pounds. When I say Newcastle, I mean Newcastle Brown Ale, an old bottle of it, that was lying around. A Newcastle man, who shall remain nameless, found a bottle under his mattress and sold it to an Icelandic dude who was coming over to work. .In a statement the Icelandic Foreign Minister said ‘He regretted not buying it sooner’. Meanwhile, Newcastle Football club is still up for sale.

Friday, October 24, 2008

AS SEEN ON CNN - HUGE OBAMA PUPPET IN OHIO

Whoever made thia huge Obama Puppet must have had a lot of time on their hands - good one!

THE IRISH SINGING PRIESTS SIGN FOR SONY IN 2 MILLION DOLLARS RECORD DEAL - IS THIS WRONG?

It sounds like a joke, and yes, it perhaps should be a joke, except 2 Million Dollars is NO JOKE.

You could call them New Clergymen on the Block: three Roman Catholic priests from Northern Ireland who on occasion swap their rosary beads for microphones and their parishes for studio time.

Fathers Eugene O'Hagan and Martin O'Hagan, who are brothers, and David Delargy have been in the priesthood for some 20 years. But they've been singing together since their early teens.

In February they recorded a demo in Belfast which they sent off -- as Eugene O'Hagan puts it -- to "the powers that be." Sony BMG responded almost instantly with a very nice offering indeed, a record deal reportedly to the tune of somewhere north of $2 million.




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Sunday, October 19, 2008

SHOCKING !! - NORTH KOREA BIDS 1 BILLION FOR MAN UTD - SALE PENDING

So - where do we go from here? Man Utd Sold to North Korea - Old Trafford set to me moved there brick by brick.....funny or awful?