NEWCASTLE SOLD TO AN ICELANDIC CONSORTIUM FOR UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT

Newcastle has been sold to Iceland for a bid estimated to be worth 1-2 pounds. When I say Newcastle, I mean Newcastle Brown Ale, an old bottle of it, that was lying around. A Newcastle man, who shall remain nameless, found a bottle under his mattress and sold it to an Icelandic dude who was coming over to work. .In a statement the Icelandic Foreign Minister said ‘He regretted not buying it sooner’. Meanwhile, Newcastle Football club is still up for sale.