MONDAY
Today, I became a liberal-minded, conservative traditionalist with no ties to Washington. I must remember that.
TUESDAY
Today, I was a straight-talking senator from Arizona (and 8 other places...maybe 9, wait, I'll have to check that for you). Then I was a Vietnam War Hero(I like that) - later I must meet some Mexicans trying to get Visas...no, one minute, I must make a call.....
WEDNESDAY
I met with four groups today, to which I pledged my support. Them NRA / Moose Hunting / Save the Whale / Drill for Oil / Conservation groups, sure seem like nice fellows.
THURSDAY
Animal Rights / Abortion rights supporters keep calling me. For what?
FRIDAY
This morning I met 3 unemployed people whose families were completely devastated by the closure of their factory. It was only an hour later that we discovered my wife laid them off. Trying to be a voice for the oppressed and a friend to the oppressors can be surprisingly difficult.
SATURDAY
11 missed called from G. W. What's this guys problem? Do the words F**k Off mean anything to him?
SUNDAY
I attended church today for the first time. It scared the shit out of me. Who the hell is Jesus and why has he so many lobbyists? Nobody told me about him...I must call my lawy...I mean my friends.
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