A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons.
His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers.
The friend asked about the middle son and the father said,
"Oh, he's a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations."
A good flush beats a full house every time.
A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak....
....and fix it also!"
Your crap is my family's bread & butter."
In what way is a Doctor & Plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes.
How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three... A boss to tell a plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.
Two... One to get the beer and one to call the electrician.
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