John McCain invents OOIL to solve the Energy and Climate Crisis.
Now that it has come to light that John McCain is an inventor (which we all knew). John McCain's senior political friendo issued a statement today listing John McCain's other inventions. The one he put forward first is a substance called OOil.
Ooil is much like Oil except it only exists in one's imagination. In order to extract OOil you do not need a Rig, or pumps or even Oil, you just need a deep sense of denial and a Team of OOil experts to convince the world you invented it. It is also claimed that he (along with Palin) has in the last days invented
1) JJOOBBSS - except he lost the formula.
2) TTRUTH - Alot like The Truth except it isn't the truth (More on that when we get it)
And he also invented the Blackberry and the cure for Rabies.
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